China for the wise.
In the second battle of Kent,
one of the Bridges across the royal canal was breached.
Ravenous zombie hordes massacred every villager of the in-between.
It was said, the sight of this slaughter drove young king George mad.
When the battle was finally won,
he ordered the destructin of all the Bridges, save one.
which to this day, remains the only means
- by which to cross the royal canal. - There's lady Catherine.
- 唯一途径就剩它了 - 那是凯瑟琳夫人
Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished.
The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses
for their newly-fortified country estates.
But vigilance is still of the essence.
Remember this, keep your swords as sharp as your wit.
For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead
has yet to be staged.
Mr. Bennet, have you heard that Netherfield park is occupied again?
By a Mr. Bingley.
A young, single man of large fortune.
Mrs. long says his income is four or five thousand a year.
He is attending the village dance tonight.
How does this concern our warrior daughters?
Oh, how can you be so tiresome?
You know I mean for him to marry one of them.
Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains, Mrs. Bennet.
You, sir, have already put them at a decided social disadvantage
by insisting they do their combat training in China
as opposed to Japan!
The Chinese deadly arts have no equal.
I, for one, would trade nothing for my Shaolin training.
You mustn't speak like that, lizzy.
I should like to go to the dance.
Do you think Mr. Bingley's handsome?
With his income, Lydia, you'd think him handsome if he had half a zombie face.
莉迪亚 他那么有钱 就算他有半张僵尸脸 你也会觉得他帅
You'll make me very, very happy.
Well, I suppose, if we all go...
No! I don't care to be paraded
like a herd of heifers at a farm auction.
That's because you're the cow who's least proficient
in the art of tempting the other sex.
Do not mistake my indulgence for a relaxation in discipline!
They must find husbands, Mr. Bennet.
For as you know too well, they shall inherit nothing when you pass.
你很清楚 等你过世了 她们什么都继承不了
Their immediate survival is my present concern.
Well, I'd say you're easily five times as beautiful
as any other woman in this room.
These girls don't stand a chance.
They say Mr. Bingley brought a tribe of London dandies with him.
- Smile, Liz. - I will later.
- 丽兹 微笑啊 - 待会儿会笑的
There's the handsome new master of Netherfield.
It was my understanding that captain Bingley was in want of a wife.
Those are his sisters, Caroline Bingley and Louisa hurst.
They say he inherited nearly £100,000.
What a magnificent husband he'd make.
Charlotte Lucas, do you think of nothing else?
Zombies or no zombies, all women must think of marriage, lizzy.
丽兹 不管有没僵尸 所有女人都必须考虑婚姻
I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.
For the right man, you would.
The right man wouldn't ask me to.
Mr. Darcy. Rather an imposing presence.
Owns half of derbyshire. £10,000 a year, at least.
Back to your own family, Charlotte Lucas.
Now, Liz, you look very nice.
Well, thank you. Don't act so surprised.
Out, out. Out. Smile.
行了 行了 行了 微笑
Welcome, dear friend.
- How are you? - How are you, Charles?
- 你好 - 你怎么样 查尔斯
I'm very well. How was the journey from derbyshire?
- Fine. - Good.
- 挺好 - 那就好
So this is meryton?
She's the most beautiful creature i ever beheld.
She smiles too much.
She... She's an angel.
Charles Bingley, pleased to make your acquaintance.
Mrs. Bennet. We've heard so much about you, Mr. Bingley.
我是班内特夫人 宾利先生 我们对你久仰大名
My daughters, all of impeccable character.
Well... May I introduce my friend, Mr. Darcy of derbyshire!
Are you enjoying Hertfordshire, Mr. Bingley?
I've heard the library at Netherfield is one of the finest.
Li...library? Is it?
Miss Bennet, may I be so bold as to request the next two dances?
If you are not otherwise engaged.
Good for you, Mr. Bingley.
You chose the loveliest of my daughters.
- Mother! - Well...
- 母亲 - 好啦...
I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society.