The way you drive around in this taco wagon,
你再继续开这破车晃悠
you'd think you'd want to be deported.
迟早把你驱逐出境
Oh, here he comes now.
他可算来了
Fashionably late, Earl.
大忙人啊 厄尔
Helen, Helen, Helen.
海伦啊海伦
You look sensational. Sensational.
你看起来棒极了
You look pretty good yourself.
你气色也不错
It's been a long time.
好久不见了
I brought you a little something from my latest cultivar.
我给你带了我们最新的品种
You charming old devil.
你这老家伙人真好
- This is lovely. - Yes, I'll sign in right here.
-好漂亮 -我先签到
- Okay. - So talented.
-好了 -真不错
As I live and breathe. I thought you were dead.
居然见到你了 我还以为你死了
No such luck, I guess.
还没这好运吧
Let me tell you something.
我跟你说
Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
就没有人说你是个混蛋吗 厄尔
- All the time. - All the time.
-一直有 -一直有
- Even in Spanish. - Yeah, okay.
-还有用西语的呢 -好吧
Oh, ladies. You're on the wrong floor.
女士们 你们来错地方了
Third floor is the beauty pageant.
三楼才是选美比赛
It's literally so easy. My niece set this up for me.
很简单 我侄女给我设置的
You just click one button
就点一个按键
and you can buy whatever you want.
就能买任何东西
With one click from home,
在家点鼠标
you get a choice of everything on our line.
我们的东西任你挑
All the information is sent
所有信息都能传达
and the flowers arrive to you just two days later.
两天后 花就能送到你手上
The first person to sign up gets a 20% discount off their first order.
第一个注册的人首单打八折
Internet. Who needs it?
谁需要互联网啊
- Hi, Earl. They're beautiful. - All right.
-厄尔 它们真美 -是啊
Here, you get some. And here, you take these.
来 这个给你
Oh, you're most welcome. You're most welcome.
不客气 不客气
Here's some. And for you. Yeah, you're most welcome.
这个给你 不用客气
- Earl! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-厄尔 -好好好
You'd think I'm giving away free Viagra or something.
你以为我是在分发免费伟哥吗
What's going on here?
怎么这么多人
- Thanks, Earl. - I'll take one, Earl!
-谢谢厄尔 -我拿一个
I'll take one, too.
我也拿一个
I just... A wonderful thing you're doing here today.
我... 今天有你们真是太好了
Earl, is that Jimmy Stewart?
厄尔 你扮的是詹姆斯·斯图尔特吗
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
万众期待的时刻到了
The NDL 2005 Gold Medal winner is
2005年国家萱草联盟金牌得主是
with his Sunnyside Meadows' Illinois Majestic daylily.
阳光草甸"伊利诺伊皇家"萱草
- Congratulations again, Earl. - Thank you.
-再次恭喜 厄尔 -谢谢
No booing, no booing. Thank you very much.
别起哄了 谢谢大家
And rather than give a long, boring speech,
我不作无聊的长篇大论
I just wanted to tell you a little joke. And that's...
我只想给你们讲个笑话
Why did the horticulturist walk across the hotel lobby?
为什么园艺家穿过了酒店大堂
'Cause he wanted to get to the bar,
因为他想要去酒吧[达到好标准]
and that's exactly where I'm headed.
我就是朝这个方向去的
Where is he? He'll be here, right?
他在哪儿 他会来的对吧
Don't hold your breath, honey.
深呼吸 亲爱的
Grandpa Earl will be here. He promised.
厄尔外公会来的 他保证了
Oh, my poor girls.
我可怜的小姑娘啊
There's no sign of him.
没有他的影子
Well, he'll be here. It's my wedding day.
他会来的 这可是我的婚礼
I love you, Iris, I do.
我爱你 艾瑞斯
But you have to face facts.
但你要面对事实
Your father has always chose work over family.
你父亲总是以事业为重
He missed your baptism,
你的受洗礼他错过了
your confirmation, your graduation.
你的坚信礼 你的毕业典礼
Countless birthdays.
数不清的生日
Not to mention most of our anniversaries.
更别说我俩的结婚纪念日了
I think I'm going to be sick.
我有点不舒服
Who's gonna give Mommy away?
那谁来把妈妈的手交出去
- Oh, honey, my sweet Ginny. - Iris.
-亲爱的金妮 -艾瑞斯
Hon. Can we have another little reload here?
亲爱的 能再来一点吗
- Another Crown Royal, Earl? - Yeah.
-皇冠威士忌吗 -嗯
In fact, get the whole bar one.
酒吧里人手一杯吧
Them, too? The wedding party?
办婚礼的那群人也给吗
All right. A round for everybody on Earl!
好的 厄尔请大家喝一杯
Here you go, amigos.
给 伙计们
Sorry it couldn't be more.
对不起拿不出更多了
Damn Internet, it ruins everything.
互联网毁了一切
So what are you gonna do?
那你怎么办
I don't know. I've never been a plan-B type of guy.
不知道 我从来不想备用方案
- Gracias, amigo. - My pleasure.
-谢谢你 伙计 -不客气
I'll find something.
我会找到办法的
Grandpa Earl! You're here!
厄尔外公 你来啦
