The way you drive around in this taco wagon,
you'd think you'd want to be deported.
Oh, here he comes now.
Fashionably late, Earl.
Helen, Helen, Helen.
You look sensational. Sensational.
You look pretty good yourself.
It's been a long time.
I brought you a little something from my latest cultivar.
You charming old devil.
- This is lovely. - Yes, I'll sign in right here.
- Okay. - So talented.
As I live and breathe. I thought you were dead.
No such luck, I guess.
Let me tell you something.
Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- All the time. - All the time.
- Even in Spanish. - Yeah, okay.
Oh, ladies. You're on the wrong floor.
Third floor is the beauty pageant.
It's literally so easy. My niece set this up for me.
You just click one button
and you can buy whatever you want.
With one click from home,
you get a choice of everything on our line.
All the information is sent
and the flowers arrive to you just two days later.
The first person to sign up gets a 20% discount off their first order.
Internet. Who needs it?
- Hi, Earl. They're beautiful. - All right.
-厄尔 它们真美 -是啊
Here, you get some. And here, you take these.
Oh, you're most welcome. You're most welcome.
Here's some. And for you. Yeah, you're most welcome.
- Earl! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd think I'm giving away free Viagra or something.
What's going on here?
- Thanks, Earl. - I'll take one, Earl!
I'll take one, too.
I just... A wonderful thing you're doing here today.
Earl, is that Jimmy Stewart?
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
The NDL 2005 Gold Medal winner is
with his Sunnyside Meadows' Illinois Majestic daylily.
- Congratulations again, Earl. - Thank you.
-再次恭喜 厄尔 -谢谢
No booing, no booing. Thank you very much.
And rather than give a long, boring speech,
I just wanted to tell you a little joke. And that's...
Why did the horticulturist walk across the hotel lobby?
'Cause he wanted to get to the bar,
and that's exactly where I'm headed.
Where is he? He'll be here, right?
Don't hold your breath, honey.
Grandpa Earl will be here. He promised.
Oh, my poor girls.
There's no sign of him.
Well, he'll be here. It's my wedding day.
I love you, Iris, I do.
But you have to face facts.
Your father has always chose work over family.
He missed your baptism,
your confirmation, your graduation.
Not to mention most of our anniversaries.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Who's gonna give Mommy away?
- Oh, honey, my sweet Ginny. - Iris.
Hon. Can we have another little reload here?
- Another Crown Royal, Earl? - Yeah.
In fact, get the whole bar one.
Them, too? The wedding party?
All right. A round for everybody on Earl!
Here you go, amigos.
Sorry it couldn't be more.
Damn Internet, it ruins everything.
So what are you gonna do?
I don't know. I've never been a plan-B type of guy.
- Gracias, amigo. - My pleasure.
-谢谢你 伙计 -不客气
I'll find something.
Grandpa Earl! You're here!