Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento?
You are from Sacramento.
You don't have to do that.
Well, it's nice to make things neat and clean.
- You ready to go home? - Ready.
Her hand moved behind his head and supported it.
Her fingers moved gently in his hair.
She looked up and across the barn,
and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously.
You've been listening to...
...the Grapes of Wrath,
by John Steinbeck. If you --
Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes.
Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard.
- Are you serious? - Well, we don't have to constantly
be entertaining ourselves, do we?
I wish I could live through something.
- Aren't you? - Nope.
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win.
好吧 你过得比谁都糟 所以你赢了
- Oh, so now you're mad -- - No, it's just...
-你生气了 -我没有 只是
- Because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous,
because you have a great life.
I'm sorry I'm not perfect.
No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do.
I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway.
I hate California. I want to go to the east coast.
Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition.
- There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother,
-可以申请贷款 奖学金 -你哥哥那么聪明
he can't even find a job.
He and Shelly work. They have jobs.
They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career.
And they went to Berkeley.
Your father's company is laying off people right and left.
Did you even know that? No, of course you don't,
because you don't think about anybody but yourself.
And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury.
Immaculate fart. You wanted that, not me.
圣心个屁 那是你的意愿 不是我的
Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High.
Is that what you want? So, you're telling me
that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you?
He barely saw that.
I wanna go where culture is,
like New York, or at least Connecticut...
How in the world did I raise such a snob?
...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods.
You couldn't get into those schools, anyway.
- Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test.
Because you wouldn't let me practice enough!
The way that you work, or the way that you don't work,
不管你努不努力 用不用心 都也就那样
you're not even worth state tuition, Christine.
My name is Lady Bird.
Well, actually, it's not,
- and it's ridiculous -- - Call me Lady Bird.
- Because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would.
You should just go to city college.
You know, with your work ethic,
just go to city college, and then to jail,
and then back to city college,
and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up
and not expect everybody to --
In the name of the father,
and the son, and the holy spirit.
- Let the lord be with you. - And also with you.
I want to welcome all of you
back to the start of the new school year,
all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
The lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women...
Glory to you, o lord.
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under god, indivisible,
with Liberty and justice for all.
A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys,
boys and healthy vending machines,
because no one wants a muffin with that many calories.
"Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals,"
or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?"
Because I'm not gonna tell you.
That is none of your business.
Those aren't the rules. This is my house.
"A reading from a letter of St. John."
We're afraid that we will never escape our past,
and we're afraid of what the future will bring.
We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice.
We're afraid we won't be loved,
we won't be liked, we won't succeed.
Here are the classics -- St. Augustine, of course,
Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard --
Oh, wait until you hear his love story.
It will make you swoon.
El segundo tema, de los desafíos globales.
And the coming of our savior, Jesus Christ.
For the kingdom, the power,
and the glory are yours, now and forever.