People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.
This is it. Ground zero.
Do you have a speech for the occasion?
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
I can't think of anything.
For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing
and I wonder how clean that gun is.
It's getting exciting now.
That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love.
Well, it works both ways.
We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.
The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives.
In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges
2 分钟后 炸弹就会被引爆
and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble.
I know this because Tyler knows this.
Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.
Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,
枪 炸弹 革命...
has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.
The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob.
Men is what we are.
Eight months ago Bob had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high
and his body upped the oestrogen.
- That was where I fit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again.
－ 这里很适合我... - 他们又要切开我胸部减胸了
...between those huge sweating tits
that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.
No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
For six months, I couldn't sleep.
With insomnia, nothing's real.
Everything's far away.
Everything's a copy of a copy
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything.
The IBM Stellar Sphere.
The Microsoft Galaxy.
The Planet Starbucks.
I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags.
It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.
You want me to deprioritize my reports...
until you advise of a status upgrade?
Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags.
He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
Yes. I'd like to order the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
Anything clever, like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.
The Klipsk personal office unit.
The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.
I'd flip through catalogues and wonder
"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"
I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
- Please hold. - ...wherever.
- 请再稍等片刻 - 管他呢
We used to read pornography.
Now it was the Horchow collection.
No. You can't die of insomnia.
What about narcolepsy?
I nod off, I wake up in strange places. I have no idea how I got there.
You need to lighten up.
Can you please just give me something?
Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...
No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
Chew some valerian root and get more exercise.
Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
See the guys with testicular cancer.
I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.
Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
We never could agree on anything.
Well, I... She...She had her first child last week.
With... With her... With her new husband.
Thank God, you know...
Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us.
Thank you, Thomas.
I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage.
And that gives me strength.
We give each other strength.
It's time for the one-on-ones.
So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up.
Could you find a partner?
And this is how I met the big moosie.
His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.