You can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty
Up, down, below, turn around to the left.
往上 往下 倒立 转到左边
These things really bring it all together.
You have to turn them on, Morty!
The shoes have to be turned on!
I am not putting my father in a home!
He just came back into my life,
And you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress
like last month's victoria's secret?
I told you I was ordering you something for valentine's day.
More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son.
Everything cool in here, Beth?
It's fine, Davin.
You know, we did something great today.
There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.
Since we're fighting,
If you ever have an affair with that guy,
I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out
all over your naked bodies.
Look, I appreciate the stress you're under,
but morty was having trouble in school way
Before my dad moved in,
and the only influence I can see rick having is that, for the first time in his life,
Morty has a friend.
Well, maybe you're right.
Uh, yeah, maybe I am.
I'm my father's daughter.
Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?
Horse heart surgeon.
This is principal Vagina no relation.
I wonder if you and morty's father might be able to have a
Chat with me this afternoon?
Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now.
You know, you got to turn the shoes on, morty, for them to work.
Yeah, look I turned mine on.
I had no problem getting down here.
It was a leisurely breeze.
I'm in a lot of pain, rick.
Yeah, I can see that.
But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, morty?
Are you kidding me?!
That's the last straw!
I can't believe this
I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken,
and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!
Y-y-you're a monster.
Y-you're like hitler, but but even hitler cared about Germany or something.
Okay, hold on just a second, morty.
好吧 等我一下 Morty
Wow, Rick. That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.
I mean, I've never felt so good in my life.
Don't worry about it, Morty.
Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?
Sure thing, Rick.
Not that you asked,
Morty, but what just happened there is I went into a future
Dimension with such advanced medicine
that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore.
The stuff was all over the place, morty.
Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.
There's just one problem, Morty, one little hang-up.
The dimension I visited was so advanced,
they had also halted the aging process,
and everyone there was young, morty, and they had been forever.
I was the only old person there, morty.
It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around.
I-I was fascinating to them.
There were a lot of attractive Women there, morty,
and they they they they all wanted time with me.
I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies,
but I spent so much time there, my interdimensional portal device
it's got no charge left, Morty.
It's got no charge left.
It's as good as garbage, morty.
It's not gonna work anymore, morty.
Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
W-what are we gonna do?
I-I have to be back at school right now.
How are we gonna get back home?
There's ways to get back home, Morty.
It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.
We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs,
so you're gonna have to do me a real solid.
When we get to customs,
I'm gonna need you to take these seeds
and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
I really don't want to have to do that.