How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging
Him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole?
Listen, Jerry, I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything.
You're a real julius caesar.
But I'll tell you some tell you how how I feel about school, jerry.
It's a waste of time. A bunch of people running around, bumping into each other.
G-guy up front says, "Two plus two."
The people in the back say, "Four."
Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a
Piece of paper that says you can
Go take a dump or something.
I mean, it's it's not a place for smart people, Jerry.
And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue.
This was a good breakfast, Beth.
You really made the crap out of those eggs.
I wish your mother was here to eat them.
All right, now, everybody get settled.
Get away from the windows!
Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today.
You might have heard of it.
And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in.
没了数学 我们都不会存在 现在开始吧
It's time for the quiz.
Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad!
First row, take one.
Pass it back for me.
The stakes are high in this room.
There's crucial things happening here every day.
People getting smarter.
Some of y'all getting dumber.
Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00.
Can I show these to you?
Th-they're both great.
You know what I named these?
My little morties.
Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.
Do you know what I want you to do with them?
Give them the business.
See if you can shuffle them. I mean, really get in there and knock them around.
Well, okay, Jessica.
L-let's give this a shot.
What are you doing to me?
Uh, I-I'm just doing my best.
What are you doing to me?!
Five more minutes of this,
And I'm gonna get mad.
Not my fault this is happening.
Uh, morning, Frank.
"Morning"? What was what is that supposed to mean?
You making fun of me?
Are you trying to say my family's poor?
Oh, geez, frank. I don't know if a knife is necessary.
I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it.
You telling me how to bully now?
Big mistake, Morty.
And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich.
There you are, Morty.
I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension.
I need an extra pair of hands.
Oh, geez, Rick. W-what'd you do to frank?
天啊 Rick 你把Frank咋了
It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him.
Now listen. I need your help, morty.
I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here
And go take care of business.
It's important. Come on, morty.
很重要 快来 Morty
I don't know, rick.
I-I can't leave school again.
Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty?
What do you think? I can just do it all by myself?