Morty, you got to come on.
You got to come with me.
I got a surprise for you, morty.
It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
I got a surprise for you. Come on, hurry up.
- Ow! You're tugging me too hard. - I got a surprise for you, Morty.
- 别拉得这么用劲儿啊 - 给你个惊喜 Morty
What do you... what do you
Think of this flying vehicle, Morty?
I built it out of stuff I found in the garage.
Yeah, Rick, it's
Is this the surprise?
Morty, I had to I had to do I had to I had
To I had to make a bomb, Morty.
I had to create a bomb.
We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty.
Create a whole fresh start.
T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
Just take it easy, Morty.
Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend jessica.
From my math class?
When I drop the bomb, I don't, you know, I want you to
Have somebody, you know
I want you to have the thing
I'm gonna make it like a new adam and eve, and you're gonna be adam.
And jessica's gonna be eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty.
Jessica就是夏娃 惊喜吧 Morty
J-jessica doesn't even know I exist.
But but but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity.
I-I get what you're trying to say, M-Morty.
Listen, I'm not you don't y-y-you don't got to worry about me
听着 我不 你不 你不用担心
trying to fool around with with jessica or mess around with jessica or anything.
我不会调戏Jessica 或者玩弄Jessica 之类的
I'm I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick?
Have to worry about me getting
With jessica or anything.
She she she she she's all for you, Morty.
I don't care about Jessica!
You know what, Morty? You're right.
Morty 没错 你说得对
Let's forget the girl all together.
She she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways.
Arming neutrino bomb.
That's it that's it, Rick.
I'm taking the wheel.
Get off of me, Morty!
I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy.
What's gotten into you?
I'm I'm I'm i'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb...
What are you, crazy?
... person and just let you blow up the whole world.
All right, all right.
I'll land. I'll land.
I'll land the thing.
I'll land the thing.
Big tough guy all of a sudden.
We'll park it right here, Morty.
Right here on the s-side of the r-road here.
You know what? That was all a test, Morty.
Just an elaborate test to make
You more assertive.
I don't I don't know.
You you know what, Mo
Neutrino bomb armed.
I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.
Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
His head is in his food.
Morty, are you getting sick?
I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow.
The dog sleeps on it.
I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom.
I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.
Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick.
What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now?
You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Oh, my god. My parents are so loud.
Mm, there is no god, summer.
You got to rip that band-aid off now.
You'll thank me later.
Okay, with all due respect, rick what am I talking about? What respect is due?
无意冒犯 Rick 算了吧 管他有意无意