HE LOOKS LIKE JULIA CHILD, MAN!
这老兄打扮的跟茱莉亚切尔德一样(美国厨师和电视主持人)
EXCUSE ME, MY GERMAN ACCENT.
不好意思 德语口音出来了
INTELLIGENT PEOPLE MAKE BETTER LOVERS?
聪明人更适合当情人呢
AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PEOPLE'S COURT.
看来我们要法庭上见了
EVERYONE, PLEASE OPEN YOUR BOOK,
大家请打开教科书
CHAPTER 2, PAGE 26.
第二章 26页
MULTIPLICATION OF FRACTIONS...
分数的乘法
WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS,ESE?
老兄 这里谁话事?
OK. YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND IN THE BACK
好吧 你得去后面站着
UNTIL I CAN GET ANOTHER DESK.
在我找到空座位之前
YOU SIT RIGHT HERE. OK?
你就坐这儿 可以吗?
EVERYONE, PLEASE READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH
大家请先读一下第一段
WHERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT?
你家伙事儿呢?
YOU GOT TO COME TO THIS CLASS PREPARED.
要来这上学 你得有所准备
I DO THE WORK IN MY HEAD.
我是做脑力工作的
YOU KNOW THE TIMES TABLES?
你知道有课程表吗?
FINGER MAN. I HEARD ABOUT YOU.
手指先生 我听说你了
ARE YOU THE FINGER MAN?
你就是手指先生是吧?
I'M THE FINGER MAN, TOO.
我也是手指先生
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO?
你知道我能干什么吗?
I KNOW HOW TO MULTIPLY BY 9.
我知道怎么用9做乘法
9 X 3. 1, 2, 3.
9 x 3 1 2 3
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
1 2 3 4 5 6
WANT A HARD ONE? HOW ABOUT 8 X 9?
来点儿难的吧 8乘9是多少?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 72.
得到什么? 72
WANT TO TALK TO YOU. WAIT A MINUTE.
我要跟你谈话 等一会儿再走
DO PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 20.
回家完成第一题到第二十题
CAN I HAVE MY BOOK, MR. ESCALANTE?
艾老师书能还我了吗?
DON'T BRING IT TO CLASS AGAIN.
不要再带到学校来了
SABES QUE, ESE? DON'T GET EXCITED.
(西班牙语) 你知道吗老兄 别太兴奋了
CUT ME A "D" LIKE THE OTHER PROFES.
就给我打个D就行了 就像其他老师一样
I'LL READ MY FUNNY BOOKS,
我就读读我的课外书
COUNT THE HOLES IN THE CEILING.
数数天花板上的洞
FIRST THING, I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS.
首先我就可以先教教你怎么讲礼貌
I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS YOU.
如果我是你 我不会这么做
MIGHT LOSE A FINGER
说不定手指就没了
AND WON'T BE ABLE TO COUNT TO 10.
这样你就数不到10了
WE'VE SEEN VATOS LIKE YOU BEFORE.
你这款的我们以前也有过
YOU'LL BE HURTING SOON.
很快你就要吃苦头了
PONTE TRUCHA, HUH?
走路小心点儿 是不是?
THAT THE KIDS WOULD KNOW MORE THAN ME
孩子们知道的比我多
THAT I'D WAKE UP AT 5 A.M.,
早上五点就起床
DOWN MY COFFEE, AND DO MATH TESTS.
喝杯咖啡 然后把数学考试做一遍
I FINALLY LEARNED EVERY CHAPTER,
总算是学会每一章内容了
AND THEN THEY CHANGE THE BOOK.
结果他们居然换教科书了
MATH YOU EITHER LOVE OR HATE.
数学就是你要么特别爱 要么特别恨
YOU GET SOME PROBLEMS, COME SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL.
你要是有问题 放学后来找我问呗
THANKS, JAIME. SEE YOU LATER.
谢了海梅 回头见
Girl: LEAVE THE TICKETS AT THE DOOR, OK?
把门票放我家门口好吗?
CAN I HAVE MY SHADES?
能把墨镜还我吗?
YOU'RE IN LOVE, HUH?
谈恋爱了 是吧?
WHICH ONE, HUH? LET ME KNOW.
是哪个 告诉我
NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
我看不用了吧
COME ON, JOHNNY. DON'T BE AFRAID.
来嘛傻货 怕什么
I'M NOT JOHNNY, MAN.
老兄我不叫傻货
